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A typical conversation between Sasuke and Naruto
Naruto (screaming): SASUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke (screaming): NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spnwhore: it’s so hard to explain to normal people that i have online friends because they start to judge you after you say “online”
Replying to a comment that pissed you off. .
most-awkward-moments: “Argh, this bitch wanna play. .. if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.
marziiporn: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are grey you’ll never know, dear how much i love you please don’t take my sunshine away
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
A conversation with my fat
Me: So listen, we need to talk.
Fat: Is something wrong
Me: Its just.... Well, Its not working out
Fat: But- but, we've been together for so long
Me: There's someone else
Muscle: Hey there, baby
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
How to be ugly
Step 1: Look like me.